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Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Apparently when my math teacher asked `what comes after 69` "I DO" was not the correct answer.
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Don’t bother flirting with the girl from accounting, she knows how much money you really make.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
There are people on Facebook who don`t realize the difference between "What`s on your mind" or "I should talk to a therapist about this"
a lady at the grocery store asked me, "How do I know you?"...to which I replied, "You must watch a lot of porn".