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Having a contest with my couch and my washing machine to see who has more money. So far I`m in 3rd.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
While it was raining today, I thought for fun I would run out there and scream "I`m melting I`m melting!"