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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
Holding up score cards during sex is not acceptable, apparently.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
A fun thing to do when leaving the Zoo, is too start frantically running and yelling "OMG they`ve all escaped!"
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.