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My fella asked me to name all my sexual partners. I took a couple of minutes to list them and eventually got to him. Should of stopped there
I need me a pretty girl with an ugly girl personality
Congratulations! You’ve just read this sentence.
I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
When your kids become teenagers, it`s important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
Is Nudeism a religion?
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!
Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That`ll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.