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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I like surprises. Not the `finger in my a$$ without permission` kind, but flowers are always nice.
Marriage is for quitters
If I were invisible I`d go beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the taser wrong.
Cats don`t come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can`t put them in the washing machine.
Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.