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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don`t know who to listen to anymore
I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
Destiny may decide who touches your Life. Your heart may decide who touches your Soul. But…Tequila decides who touches your body
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
A group hug in my family means someone wants to use you as a napkin.
Full disclosure: All my statuses with less than 3 likes were made by my intern.
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."