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Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
Jesus is coming.... look busy
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
DO NOT LIKE THIS… Unless you’re a sexy beast.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
That moment when you think you know somebody then they pull out an entirely new bag of stupid.
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
"Nothing there? Better bark at it." - my dog
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
You find it offensive? ... I find it funny ... That`s why I`m happier than you.