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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
Fun Fact: Even though they call it a "man hole", you can shove women and children down it just fine.
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
If any of you ever want your kitchen painted orange just give a six year old Cheetos for lunch and tell them not to make a mess. Works every time.
I think God created marriage so death wouldn`t come as such a disappointment.
In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
The last breasts I touched belonged to a dead chicken.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)