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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
When people start praying before a meal, I close my eyes and imagine how far I could throw a potato if I really put my heart into it.
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
Today is the 1st anniversary of the end of the world. Can you believe it`s been a year since the world ended? Time sure flies when it`s the apocalypse.
Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
If you`re in WalMart and you`re holding in a fart, just remember, YOU`RE IN WALMART!!
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown
Like a good neighbor,I don`t really care.