Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
People are so weird. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out instead of saying thanks.
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I`m reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
No, I don`t have tourette syndrome..I was just telling you what I think of you.
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
I lost my ladder when I was very young but I was fortunate to have such a great step-ladder to raise me ...anytime I couldn`t reach anything
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren`t we helping to find them?
If you`re going to stalk me at least notice when I`m running low on toilet paper & change the roll.