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No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
Do bees even have knees?
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)
Things that make women emotional- 1) sad movies 2) love stories 3) anything 4) everything
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
The worst part of Aquaman`s day has to be, when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I`m in.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often.