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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
When people said they sleep like a baby, it`s because they do not have one.
A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Why is it when you go to get your drivers license photo, they tell you to smile. Your not smiling when the police pull you over.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
All these people are talking about finding Jesus, finding love, finding themselves... I`m like I found 63 cents and four Fritos in the couch!
Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider’s home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy…you just hoped nobody found out.
Acting like a mature adult is super easy if you hate having fun.
If I`m guilty of anything, it`s loving too much. And several outstanding speeding tickets. But mostly loving too much.
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
When non-smokers come to My house....I ask them to stand outside while I have a smoke
I had your cake and ate it too.
I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.