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Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I`ll probably live forever.
The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out a$$.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
Lay-Z: My rapper name.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
I`m pretty sure the phrase "sleep tight" originated in prison...
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.