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The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
Just once I`d like someone to call me "sir" without having to add "you need to calm down or we`re going to have to ask you to leave"
A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel... It was 3 weeks from tomorrow.
I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I said "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don`t." but the judge didn`t buy it.
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about