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I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
Where is the button to restart summer?
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it