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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.
Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
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If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
I haven’t lived paycheck to paycheck since my last paycheck.
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work
Of course I`m crazy, but that doesn`t mean I`m wrong