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A wise man once said nothing.
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
When people ask me if I`m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they`re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press 1?” So I did. I don’t remember much afterwards.
Beauty is only a light switch away...
I put the hot in psychotic.
If he pauses a video game to text you, he`s probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.