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The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic"
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"
My sex life is like a Ferrari ... I don`t have a Ferrari
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.