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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
I saw this homeless guy talking to himself and I was like, "Who is he talking to?" then I thought "Who am I talking to?"
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
When Miley is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” & “music” ... but when I do it, I`m “wasted” & “have to leave Home Depot"
I`m 99% sure you think I`m weird. And I`m 100% sure I don`t care.
You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”