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Trust me, you want me medicated!!
Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it.