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What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
If you smoke after sex, you`re doing it to fast.
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
Truthfully, I`d like you all a whole lot better if you were bacon.
Fun Prank: Put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me.