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Sometimes all you need is $100,000
Worry: a waste of imagination.
I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
Some people should be ticketed for wearing spandex
And by "whatever" I mean f*ck you.
I’m not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management.
How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
If you don`t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.