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I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that sh!t.
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How´d that work out for him?
Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and you realize she`s just lost an earring and nobody in Starbucks can hear your iPod...
I was born at a very early age.
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.