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Attention!! Today I am traveling back in time to right some wrongs in this world. You will know I succeeded if the Germans lost WW2 and that Thursday comes before Wednesday.
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don`t get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
Never cry over spilt milk. It could`ve been whiskey.
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
It`s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
Why is the guy who serves you at the restaurant called a waiter, when it is you that is waiting?
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about