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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
I usually don`t argue with the doctor but I don`t think "Batshit Crazy" is a legitimate medical term.
I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
Exercise? More like extra fries.
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
"Please don`t put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
I feel like grabbing some random kid and screaming "I`m YOU from the future!"
Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?
I have tonight off so if anyone’s free let’s go somewhere and look at our phones together.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.