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I cant believe I saw a woman wearing slippers in church today! I almost dropped my beer.
I`m always surprised how quickly "you`re so funny" turns into "everything is a fcuking joke to you." (usually about 3 months)
Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve.
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn´t surprising really, since it isn´t my birthday.
Thanks to yesterday`s chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360