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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Home Depot
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
I just made my first snow angel!! ... Ok fine.. I got bored, got drunk and then passed out in the snow, whatever!
If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?