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For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
I`m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone
I learn something new every day that I didn`t want to know.
I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
I love a woman in uniform. I mean naked.
I`d steal a doughnut truck and attempt to outrun the cops, just to let people see a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck!
I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
Sweat pants & Uggs in public says "and I didn`t brush my teeth, either."
If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working