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Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
Are you thinking what I`m thinking? ... F**king pervert. I`m calling the cops.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.