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"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos.
GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
Cooking tip of the day: Rub your eyes BEFORE you dice the jalapenos...
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"