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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I`ll never get to touch.
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
When life gives you lemons....throw them back and yell, "I wanted cookies!"
pharmacy was out of my BP meds...so i bought a baseball bat instead..that works much faster
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?