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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
Teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups because they literally can`t even.
Some people just need sympathetic pat.........on the head........with a hammer
Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that crap.
I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
When I see a hot girl walking by, I like to look at her and blink very fast and repeatedly so it looks like shes walking in slow motion. Everything is better in slow motion =)
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
It seems like the āLā in my luck has been replaced with an āFā.
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?