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Sh!t`s spiraling out of control and I`m all like "wheeeee."
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I don`t regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren`t on those bridges when I burned them.
Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while waiting.
You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"
I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
Win every argument simply by repeating your opponent`s last sentence in a whiny voice.
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
If a cannibal is late for dinner, do they give him the cold shoulder?
Gonna try out my new drinking game tonight... 1. Turn on the news. 2. Take a drink every time the word FERGUSON is said!
As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I’m terrified of the electricity bill.