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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn’t do it until the night before.
Wishing a happy unbirthday to everybody who`s birthday isn`t today.
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.