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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
How to find the perfect husband: Play monopoly with him. if he chooses the iron, he`s the one
I consider anything that doesn`t fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use.
A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, `Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car`
Is there another word for synonym?
I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That`s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
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Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn`t.
Life gets expensive when you trust a woman that`s cute.
Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.