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Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
After dinner I like to sit in the garden in my underwear and smoke a cigarette.....but apparently that`s not done at this hotel....
I like it like that
I can tell you nice things but they`ll all be about me.
A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
I was called a village idiot today which really upset me ... I live in a city.
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don`t stop long enough for you to reply!