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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
My mom put shredded carrots in our Jello, so don`t tell me about your rough childhood.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Whenever there is an awkward silence try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
Its amazing how much more tolerable thanksgiving with the family becomes after the 5th cocktail…
My mom says I`m special.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we`re taking it slow now.
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
It`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook.
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot.
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
If you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want.