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It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won´t spoil me.
How many V and M can see
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When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
it`s friday o clock
I have a PHD (Pretty Huge d*ck)
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that`s my cat and we`re not done with our accupuncture session.
I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug