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A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
Mrs Bieber.... WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
I`ve come to believe that everyone on Earth could benefit from a 12 step program.
Missed the gym yesterday.... That makes 11 years in a row.
Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we`re terrified people in real life will find us on the internet
My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.