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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he`s going to the clinic for a `work related` injury.
I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
What’s the answer to this question?
Some people just need to be clothes lined
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
I just heard "Eye of the Tiger" and now I`m motivated to conquer the world. Or at least get out of my pajamas.
Most of life is waiting for whatever you`re at to be over.
How about this for lazy: I`m letting the NSA take all my selfies for me.
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Answer-Big Boobs
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.