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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
It`s really crazy that you don`t hear a round of applause every time you order a salad.
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a break and enter.
I am really glad the shutdown is over. I`ll tell you something, it was very lonely being the only nonessential employee who was working.
There’s a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the “close this ad” button.