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A friend doesn`t question your motive, they just keep their mouth shut and dig.
I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for 2?" I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see him too?"
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
Turns out the plastic bag they put in your ice bucket at a hotel isn`t for to-go bacon from the breakfast buffet.
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? WHY!!??
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.