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Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you`re standing outside watching your house burn.
Don`t EVER break a pinky promise. That sh!t is LEGIT.