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So many rules; so little time to break them.
If she can cook like her mother and drink like her father, she`s a keeper.
I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
About to stick a pin in your voodoo doll.... Brace yourself.
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
I don’t need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
"kill it before it lays eggs" - is my standard suggestion to any problem