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Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
Accidentally ran over my neighbor’s cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying “Curiosity was here”
Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.
"I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life.