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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something.
Back in my day, we didn’t have computers or the internet. Everyone had to walk uphill for days to tell me I’m an a$$hole.
Those who stir the sh*t-pot should be made to lick the spoon!
Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
Don`t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid the rest of your life.
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
Just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I`m gonna need a minute
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?