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If it weren`t for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor.
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
What’s the answer to this question?
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
The girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat.
You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
Forgotten pocket money is the best!
Shoplifting is just undocumented shopping.
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
According to my current parking spot I`m a physician.