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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.
Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said "Identify it."
"I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
bored out of my mind in class i began staring into space... space happened to be right in front of me at the time...
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.