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Having a contest with my couch and my washing machine to see who has more money. So far I`m in 3rd.
I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless they`re not yours. But you can still were them. It`s just a road test, after all.
I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
You can`t control who comes into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
I never use the phrase, "Your guess is as good as mine" because, well... it`s not.
The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?