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Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won`t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that`s what`s been missing.
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!