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I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
only fights if pillows are present.
When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
50 notifications later I regret ever commenting on your status.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
Been there, done that. allegedly
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
Hell hath no fury like a hungry me.
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.
Skinny people are bitches. Probably because they`re hungry.